don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
and free healthcare
Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges
There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way.
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000