a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS
isnt that just one calendar
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
I’m pretty sure this wasn’t meant to be as motivational as it is.
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
"Conceal don’t feel"